10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is for loners.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?