10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "No river, no fish."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm