10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack