10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.