10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"