10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)