10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• It's Free To Fold...
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers