10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)