10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "No river, no fish."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.