10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.