10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- You have to piss with the dick you have