10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.