10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi