10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls