10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier