10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!