10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave