10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com