10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!