10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd