10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22