10 Random Poker Quotes

Liquor up front, poker in the rear
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
Why not, when some because there are three.