10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Those eggs smell delicious!