10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is for loners.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."