10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.