10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.