10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.