10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-