10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Welcome to kicker school
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.