10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger