10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom