10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker