10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is for loners.