10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.