10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com