10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.