10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.