10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Those eggs smell delicious!