10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.