10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Welcome to kicker school
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.