10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.