10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The all-in play works everytime but once.