10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine