10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson