10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe