10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"