10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Fook the floosh droo!