10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.