10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Fook the floosh droo!