10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• im going to 2 out you to death
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Welcome to kicker school
• "All-in, bitches!!!"